February 2012
January 2012
Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
Government: Only with a permit.
Me: Am I free to travel?
Government: Only with a passport.
Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
Government: Only within these constraints.
Me: Am I free to start a business?
Government: Only with a license.
Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
Government: Only with my consent.
Me: Am I free?
Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
Government: Stop asking so many questions.
cat: meow
me: meow
cat: meow
me: meow
cat walks away
me: sorry did i offend you
parents: don't stay up all night on the computer
me: okay
looks at clock
clock: 9pm
looks at clock again
clock: 6am
me: what
December 2011
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